What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 11:59
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger